just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Gay?
German.
Pity.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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