I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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