I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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