Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Randomize
