I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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