But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
There's even glitter on my cock...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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