I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
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