Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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