I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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