I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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