Are we in a gay sports bar?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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