wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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