found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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