dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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