OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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