I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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