Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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