I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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