Sry I called you an 8
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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