just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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