Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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