Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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