I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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