I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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