So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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