Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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