so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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