youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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