Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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