We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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