You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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