Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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