I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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