Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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