We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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