Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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