honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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