office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it hurts more in the daytime
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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