She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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