i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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