Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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