Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize
