Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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