She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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