seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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