yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
i believe in u and ur pee
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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