come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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