I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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