People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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