was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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