Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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