What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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