You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Randomize
