normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
you inspire me to be a worse person
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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