That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
A+ Viking dick
Success! We fucked roommates!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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