This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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