Who wears a wallet chain?!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
